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Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2025

I would have driven my date to the Mexican cantina….
– But I didn’t avocado

Accidentally got some avocado in my eyes and now I think I have guac-oma.

What do you call a bad avocado?
– Green spirited.

What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
– A Guackie-talkie

Avocadomeme

How do tortilla chips say goodbye?
– See you later avo-gator. In a while guac-odile.

Why do avocados find it so hard to date each other?
– Because they’re just never quite ripe

What do you call an avocado thats been blessed by Pope Francis?
– Holy Guacamole.

It’s time to guac’ n roll.

How does the guacamole fairy tale end?
– Happily avo after.

Why are avocados so affectionate?
– Because they’re good for your heart

Ms. Fluffy muffins

What did the optimistic avocado say to the pessimistic avocado?
– It’s avoca-do, not avoca-don’t!

What do you call young avocados?
– Avo-kiddos.

I’m avocontrol!

What did the doctor say to the poorly guacamole?
– You need an avoca-dose of medicine.

Why was the little avocado so popular at school?
– Because she went well with everything

Edwado The Avocado

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