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Atom jokes ⚛ in 2025

39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom
– Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

An atom is walking down the street…
An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. “What’s the matter…is everything OK?” the atom asks his friend. “Well, I think I might have lost an electron,” responds the other atom. “Are you sure?” asks the first. “I’m positive!” replies his friend.

Everyone thinks Kim Jong Un wants to build an atom bomb…
…when he just wants to build a new clear-bomb.

A chemistry student turns to his professor and excitedly exclaims, “Sir this mountain has exactly 6.022×10^23 atoms in it!”

Why was the atom laughing?
Because part tickles.

Two atoms are talking and one says “I think I lost an electron.”
– The other atom says “Are you sure?” The first atom replys “Yes, I’m positive!”

An atom walks to a bar
He tells the bartender he lost an electron.
The bartender says, “Are you positive?”

Explaining what is hydroxyl acid to an atom…
Hydrogen ion: OH^- I get it, it is water!

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