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Atom jokes ⚛ in 2025

Explaining what is hydroxyl acid to an atom…
Hydrogen ion: OH^- I get it, it is water!

Did you hear about the atom that got charged?
– It’s a pretty ionic story.

Two atoms are walking together…
One of them says:

Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.

The other replies, Are you sure?

The first says, Yes, I’m positive.

*This is an oldy all over the internet, but very cute.*

Why did the atom stick around?
– Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand.
Something along these lines,

Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything.

Why isn’t energy made of atoms?
– It doesn’t matter.

Why are atoms known for being such liars?
– oh, they make up EVERYTHING!

Do you ever just accidentally infuse an extra atom of oxygen into your water?
– Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too

Why should you never date an atom?
– The split is gonna be explosive

An atom walks into a bar
An atom walks into a bar with his atom friend.
1st atom said: I think I lost an electron, the 2nd atom replied: Are you possitive?

The professor sighs and says, “No need to make mountains out of mol hills.”

One atom asks a hipster atom, “Hey, did you lose an electron?”
The hipster atom replies, “No, I’m just being ionic.”

If you laid every atom in the sun end to end, it would be roughly 3.0818632e+23 times the width of the universe, or roughly 1.1701458e+43 lightyears.
That’s almost as wide as your mother.

Atoms are catholic.
They have mass

An atom says to another, I think I just lost an electron .
The other says, Are you sure? .
– The first replies, Yes, I’m positive .

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
– I’m easily lead.

I went to an atom party last night.
– It was crazy, but in the middle of the party a couple splitted up and the party exploded!

All the atoms go to the bar Quantum Accelerator
– Why? Because it’s a smashing time

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