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Art Jokes 🖼️ in 2025

This just in, world renowned artist Paul Jacobson has been disqualified from this year’s Animal Photography Championship due to use of performance enhancing drugs.
– This determined after the discovery of polaroids smuggled within his travel bag.

Where do cows usually display their artwork?
– In mooooseums.

As an artist, I feel there’s no difference performing between normal people and ghost
– Cause in the end they just boo at me.

Why did the artist go to the bathroom?
-Because he was “consti-painted”

How do unsuccessful painters pass away?
-Art failure.

Did you hear about the artist that was baroque?
-He stole the Monet, to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh…

Why did the artist get into a fight with the manager at the art gallery?
– He wasn’t present in the right frame of mind.

Police just arrested a local artist down the street.
-*In the interview with them, they said he looked a little sketchy.*

What are New Wave artists’ least favorite fruit?
– Durian Durian

Why are origami artists so bad at poker?
-They are folding continuously.

It’s hard for artists to live off their craft
-Sooner or later they all run out of Monet.

The artist was great.
– He could always draw a crowd.

Why can mathematicians never become painters?
-Their art is derivative.

What do you call an artist with plenty of storage?
-A drawer.

Artists on Reddit are pretty unoriginal
-Does every one of them have to call their painting Untitled ?

What happened when the two artists entered the art contest?
– It ended in a draw.

What did the martial artist say when I asked if could have all his cookies?
-He said not all of them, but I could tae kwon do.

Music artists need stop attacking people for no reason
-They producing the wrong hits.

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