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Art Jokes 🖼️ in 2024

It was my childhood dream to become a painter…
-ever since my doctor first told me I was artistic.

What do angry painters do?
-They make a scene.

Who is a grain harvester’s favorite musical artist?
-Hall’n Oates

what do you call an artist during a global pandemic?
-Vincent Van Cough

Why did the bald artist want to paint rabbits on her head?
– Because they look like hares from a distance.

Doctors are pretty good artists.
-They are great at drawing blood.

What do artists say when they greet each other?
-Yellow!

I was attacked by a group of mime artists.
-They did unspeakable things to me.

My parents were both artists
-I call them MoMA and Dada

Why do most painters like to stick to their old art styles?
-Because old habits dye hard.

I was voted most artistic in Highschool
– I was also voted most dyslexic

My favorite high stakes parkour artist hasn’t posted in months.
-Not only is it a cliffhanger its most likely a cliff faller.

Why should you never trust an artist?
– They always seem to be a bit sketchy.

Me: Being a great artist is all about finding the right medium.
-The 5th psychic I’ve been to today: judging by your work here, I see disappointment in your future.

Did you hear about the one man band on the New York subway?
-Probably not, he’s an underground artist

Why did the artist visit the bathroom?
-Because he was ‘consti-painted.’

I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
-Now that is bold.

The government will send a martial artist after you if you violate copyright law
-IP Man

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