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Art Jokes 🖼️ in 2024

Did you hear about the artist that always took things too far?
– She didn’t know where to draw the line.

What happens when a painter fails to finish his joke?
-Sketch Comedy.

Artists on Reddit are so uncreative,
– Like get over it, someone else has already called theirs Untitled.

Why is it hard to talk to an abstract painter?
-They never go into detail.

When an artist meets his rival, what does he say?
-I am challenging you for a doodle.

What’s a poor artist’s favourite style?
-Baroque.

This just in, world renowned artist Paul Jacobson has been disqualified from this year’s Animal Photography Championship due to use of performance enhancing drugs.
– This determined after the discovery of polaroids smuggled within his travel bag.

Where do cows usually display their artwork?
– In mooooseums.

As an artist, I feel there’s no difference performing between normal people and ghost
– Cause in the end they just boo at me.

Why did the artist go to the bathroom?
-Because he was “consti-painted”

How do unsuccessful painters pass away?
-Art failure.

Did you hear about the artist that was baroque?
-He stole the Monet, to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh…

Why did the artist get into a fight with the manager at the art gallery?
– He wasn’t present in the right frame of mind.

Police just arrested a local artist down the street.
-*In the interview with them, they said he looked a little sketchy.*

What are New Wave artists’ least favorite fruit?
– Durian Durian

Why are origami artists so bad at poker?
-They are folding continuously.

It’s hard for artists to live off their craft
-Sooner or later they all run out of Monet.

The artist was great.
– He could always draw a crowd.

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