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Art Jokes 🖼️ in 2025

Why did the painter put jam on his toast with his bare fingers?
– He wanted to feel its texture.

I once insulted an artist about his bad painting
-He just brushed it off.

What is an artist’s favorite thing to draw?
-Unemployment

What is the difference between an artist’s briefcase and a fortress full of diseased people?
– One’s a portfolio, the other is Fort Polio.

What surprise did the artist give to the nun?
-Unsolicited diptychs

Did you hear about the artist that always took things too far?
– She didn’t know where to draw the line.

What happens when a painter fails to finish his joke?
-Sketch Comedy.

What type of bedding does a hip-hop artist sleep on?
– A rap sheet.

Why is it hard to talk to an abstract painter?
-They never go into detail.

When an artist meets his rival, what does he say?
-I am challenging you for a doodle.

Artists on Reddit are so uncreative,
– Like get over it, someone else has already called theirs Untitled.

This just in, world renowned artist Paul Jacobson has been disqualified from this year’s Animal Photography Championship due to use of performance enhancing drugs.
– This determined after the discovery of polaroids smuggled within his travel bag.

Where do cows usually display their artwork?
– In mooooseums.

What’s a poor artist’s favourite style?
-Baroque.

Why did the artist go to the bathroom?
-Because he was “consti-painted”

How do unsuccessful painters pass away?
-Art failure.

As an artist, I feel there’s no difference performing between normal people and ghost
– Cause in the end they just boo at me.

Why did the artist get into a fight with the manager at the art gallery?
– He wasn’t present in the right frame of mind.

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