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Art Jokes 🖼️ in 2024

Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
-They’re con artists.

Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
– Because he’d been framed!

Why did the artist say nothing when people said his painting was terrible?
-Because he got the picture.

Hip-hop Music Artist Lil’ Wayne announced that he’s tested positive for COVID-19
-The rapper said that he’s okay and mostly recovered though, just a lil’weezy.

Why was the artist in jail?
-Apparently he was framed.

What did the martial artist say when I asked if could have all his cookies?
-He said not all of them, but I could tae kwon do.

Music artists need stop attacking people for no reason
-They producing the wrong hits.

What type of artist likes to draw flies?
-A dead artist.

Why shouldn’t you ever date an artist?
-I don’t know, they just seem kind of sketchy.

Why did Germany provide aid to artists hit by coronavirus?
-They know what happen when painter suffer setbacks.

I photograph my pimples.
-Is zit art?

Why did the painter get fired from his job?
-Because he lacked luster.

There once was a starving artist
-Wherever someone offered to buy his work, he thought they were being patronizing.

An artist is alone and wants to be pleasured (NSFW)
-Masturclayshon

What would you normally call something hanging on the wall?
-Art.

A lot of people mistake Johnny Cash for a country artist.
-I understand though, as far as genres go he walks the line.

What do you call a martial artist who’s masking his identity?
-Not sure, but you might want to use his judonym.

Why should you always avoid sketch artists?
-Because they are shady.

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