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Art Jokes 🖼️ in 2025

Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
-They’re con artists.

Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
– Because he’d been framed!

Why did the artist say nothing when people said his painting was terrible?
-Because he got the picture.

Hip-hop Music Artist Lil’ Wayne announced that he’s tested positive for COVID-19
-The rapper said that he’s okay and mostly recovered though, just a lil’weezy.

Why was the artist in jail?
-Apparently he was framed.

It’s hard for artists to live off their craft
-Sooner or later they all run out of Monet.

The artist was great.
– He could always draw a crowd.

Why can mathematicians never become painters?
-Their art is derivative.

What do you call an artist with plenty of storage?
-A drawer.

Artists on Reddit are pretty unoriginal
-Does every one of them have to call their painting Untitled ?

What happened when the two artists entered the art contest?
– It ended in a draw.

What did the martial artist say when I asked if could have all his cookies?
-He said not all of them, but I could tae kwon do.

Music artists need stop attacking people for no reason
-They producing the wrong hits.

What type of artist likes to draw flies?
-A dead artist.

Why shouldn’t you ever date an artist?
-I don’t know, they just seem kind of sketchy.

Why did Germany provide aid to artists hit by coronavirus?
-They know what happen when painter suffer setbacks.

I photograph my pimples.
-Is zit art?

Why did the painter get fired from his job?
-Because he lacked luster.

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