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Armadillo jokes in 2025

What do you call an armadillo who’s a great storyteller? An arma-narrator-dillo!

Why did the armadillo join a bowling team? He’s an expert at ‘rolling’!

Why did the armadillo go to the mall? He loves ‘rolling’ in the sales!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite musical instrument? The ‘shell-o’!

What do you call an armadillo that always has an attitude? An arma-drama-dillo!

Why don’t armadillos make good secret agents? They always ‘roll’ over under pressure!

Why did the armadillo go to the bakery? He had a craving for a ‘roll’!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite type of bread? A nice, crusty ‘roll’!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a hair stylist? An arma-stylo-dillo!

Why did the armadillo go to the hardware store? He needed a ‘hard-shell’ paint!

Why did the armadillo go to the theme park? He loves the ‘roller’ coasters!

What do you call an armadillo with a compass? An arma-direction-dillo!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite type of sushi? A California ‘roll’!

Why did the armadillo go to the beach? He wanted to ‘roll’ in the sand!

Why did the armadillo join a poetry club? He loves the ‘roll’ of the verses!

What do you call an armadillo who loves to dance? An arma-disco!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a great mechanic? An arma-auto-dillo!

Why did the armadillo join the orchestra? He loves to play the ‘roll’ cymbals!

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