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Armadillo jokes in 2025

What do you call an armadillo who’s a great storyteller? An arma-narrator-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a yoga instructor? He’s great at ‘roll’-ing out the mat!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite exercise? The ‘shell’ press!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite casino game? ‘Roll’-ette!

Why did the armadillo become a chef? He loves ‘baking and rolling’ the dough!

Why did the armadillo go to the spa? He loves a good ‘roll’ massage!

Why did the armadillo cross the road? He heard the chickens were on strike!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite candy? Tootsie ‘rolls’!

Why did the armadillo go to the art museum? He loves ‘Arma-dillo’ da Vinci!

Why did the armadillo become a pilot? He loves the ‘roll’ of the plane!

What do you call an armadillo who loves to read? An arma-book-dillo!

What’s an armadillo’s favorite fruit? A ‘roll’-ed up fruit leather!

What do you call an armadillo who can sing? A rock-n-roll-a-dillo!

Why did the armadillo become a sailor? He loves the ‘roll’ of the ocean waves!

What do you call a philosophical armadillo? Armad-Plato!

What do you call an armadillo who’s a magician? Arma-abra-dillo!

Why did the armadillo join a bowling team? He’s an expert at ‘rolling’!

Why did the armadillo go to the mall? He loves ‘rolling’ in the sales!

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