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Appendix jokes in 2025

What do you call an appendix that’s a race car driver? Append-Hamilton!

What do you call an appendix with a top hat? Sir Cum-vent!

What do you call an appendix that tells jokes? An append-comedian!

What did the appendix say to the heart? “Can we appendix-meet sometime?”

What do you call an appendix that’s a film director? Append-Spielberg!

Why did the appendix start a blog? It had a lot of append-ideas!

Why did the appendix become a pilot? It loved append-flights!

Why did the appendix join the circus? It loved the append-antic arts!

Why did the appendix join a band? It loved append-music!

What’s an appendix’s favorite sport? Append-football!

Why did the appendix become a footballer? It loved append-soccer!

What’s an appendix’s favorite day of the week? Append-Friday!

What do you call an appendix that’s a mathematician? Append-Einstein!

Why did the appendix apply for a job? It wanted to be more than just a reference!

What do you call an appendix that’s a detective? Append-Sherlock!

Why was the appendix a poor dancer? It didn’t have the right append-moves!

What do you call an appendix that’s a music producer? Append-Mozart!

Why was the appendix so popular at parties? It always knew how to make an entrance!

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