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Anti jokes in 2025

What is brown, sticky, and sometimes smelly?
– Mud.

How many apples grow on a tree?
– All of them.

When did the astronaut who floated away from the spaceship come back?
– Never. He floats forever.

What are green, blue, red, yellow, and pink?
– Colors.

Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream?
– He was lactose intolerant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Why the long face?”
– The horse says, “Evolution.”

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a grape?
– They’re both purple, except the rabbit isn’t.

What does one French Guy say to another French Guy?
– “My name is also Guy.”

What do you call a pencil sharpener that can’t sharpen pencils?
– Broken.

Why did Katie break open her piggy bank?
– She ran out of money.

Do you know what’s odd?
– Scientific fact:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?”
– And I told him, “No, it doesn’t!”

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the Batmobile?
– “Robin, get in the Batmobile!”

What do you call a joke that isn’t funny?
– A sentence.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it,
– Then my illegal logging company is a success.

Never trust an atom.
– They make up everything.

What does a dad joke sound like in space?
– As cringe as it sounds on earth.

Where do polar bears vote?
– I was unaware that polar bears had political views.

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