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Anti jokes in 2024

Want to hear something that will make you smile?
– Your facial muscles.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.
– You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

You know you’re a true 90s kid when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.

What’s orange and tastes like an orange?
– An orange.

What is brown, sticky, and sometimes smelly?
– Mud.

How many apples grow on a tree?
– All of them.

When did the astronaut who floated away from the spaceship come back?
– Never. He floats forever.

What are green, blue, red, yellow, and pink?
– Colors.

Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream?
– He was lactose intolerant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Why the long face?”
– The horse says, “Evolution.”

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a grape?
– They’re both purple, except the rabbit isn’t.

What does one French Guy say to another French Guy?
– “My name is also Guy.”

What do you call a pencil sharpener that can’t sharpen pencils?
– Broken.

Why did Katie break open her piggy bank?
– She ran out of money.

Do you know what’s odd?
– Scientific fact:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?”
– And I told him, “No, it doesn’t!”

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the Batmobile?
– “Robin, get in the Batmobile!”

What do you call a joke that isn’t funny?
– A sentence.

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