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Anniversary jokes 💝🥂 in 2024

I got asked, how can I easily remember my Reddit anniversary each year?
– Piece of cake.

On her 30th wedding anniversary a woman is asked what advice she would have for new brides…..
– The woman’s response: If you poison him now you will be out on parole within 30 years.

Why did the old man gift a clock to his wife on their 50th wedding anniversary?
– There is no present like time.

Why did the optometrist couple decide to marry each other?
– Because their relationship turned out to be an eye-opener for them!

I asked my wife to cook me a Japanese meal for our anniversary
– Sushi did.

Wife renewed me for another season.

Why was the robot couple’s marriage ceremony scheduled to happen in the fall?
– Because they were autumn-mated.

Marriage is like going to a restaurant.
– You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

A friend of mine was explaining to me that she wasn’t sure what to get her boyfriend for their upcoming anniversary but that he was dropping hints about matador equipment and communist paraphernalia. I told her those are big red flags.

Why did the man change his mind about gifting diamonds to his wife and gifted nothing instead?
– Because his wife said nothing will please me more than diamonds.

My wife says she wanted a BBC for our anniversary….
– But she looked so disappointed when I handed her a Big Box of Cookies

Today is my parents 44th wedding anniversary! And all I can think it is…
– Why did they get married so many times?

What do you call people who get married online?
– Newly-web couple.

For their 50th anniversary, my parents went on vacation, but unfortunately, my Dad got really ill.
– When they got back, I asked, “Dad, what made you so sick in Hawaii?”
– He said, “Poi, son.”

I actually just realized that cake day is your reddit anniversary and not your birthday because of a notification I just got
– It’s me. I’m the joke

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