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Anniversary jokes 💝🥂 in 2025

Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last two words in:
– “Yes, dear.”

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary…
– I know it wasn’t a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.

Why are husbands always excited about anniversary trips?
– Because these are trips of a wife-time.

My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.
– Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
– Someday my prints will come!

As you may know, we have approached the 10th anniversary on the death of Michael Jackson…
– I think we should pause and think of all those he’s touched.

Who would throw the best wedding reception for the guests?
– The cellphones.

Why did the Nasa couple’s marriage work out so well?
– Because they gave each other much-needed space.

My wife gave birth four times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
– I gave birth 0 times and I haven’t fit in my pants since March.

As we observe the anniversary of 9/11 today, remember…
– All buildings matter.

Why was the moth attracted to the bride?
– Because she was glowing.

The old man gave such an emotional speech on the celebration of 30 years of togetherness with his wife that even the cake was in tiers!

What do a toilet and a wedding anniversary have in common?
– Men miss them

It’s Trump’s wedding anniversary in a few days and in a rare tender moment, he described the first time he ever laid eyes on Melania…
– ..and clicked ‘add to cart’

Why did the husband buy a deck of cards for his wife on their wedding anniversary?
– Because she wanted something with a lot of diamonds.

I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom.
– Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.

Turn an ordinary, old sofa into a sofa bed, by just forgetting your anniversary.
– Follow me for more DIY money saving tips.

I had to return the glasses, which were an anniversary present for my wife, as she still couldn’t see things my way!

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