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Anniversary jokes 💝🥂 in 2024

It was mine and my wife’s 25th wedding anniversary the other day and she said to me “Did you know i wore this on our first date and it still fits me”…
– I said “Its a scarf”…

The physicist gifted his wife joule-ry on their anniversary.

Why couldn’t the vampire see his wife on the day of the wedding?
– Because an open casket ceremony is much costlier.

Wife: “You always get the worst anniversary gifts.”
– Husband: “You didn’t say over. Over.”

Wedding anniversary gifts can be pricey: 5 year celebration gift is Silverware, 15 years are Rubies and Pearls are 30. Now, at 31 years there is finally one I can get behind,
– we’re going to Baskin-Robbins.

I asked my wife what gift she wanted for our anniversary.
– She said, anything. So, I got her a refrigerator because I wanted to see her face light up.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?
– Forget it once.

My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9.

What did the man say to his wrestler wife while gifting her a bouquet of her favorite flowers on their anniversary?
– I admire your rose-ilience.

What do you call when two spiders marry each other?
– Newly-webs!

The deer couple held an event to celebrate five years of deer-votion.

My head chef had his 10 year anniversary in work today. I put some salt and pepper on him.
– He’s a seasoned professional

Why did the bee decide to get married?
– Because he found his honey.

It’s our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now.
– 1995 and 2009.

My wife was giving a speech at her parents’ wedding anniversary, and my phone battery ran out in the middle of recording it.
– Now I’ll never hear the end of it.

Why did the man give his wife a picture of him in pistachio?
– Because that was him in a nutshell.

Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last two words in:
– “Yes, dear.”

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary…
– I know it wasn’t a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.

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