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Anniversary jokes 💝🥂 in 2025

Why did the Nasa couple’s marriage work out so well?
– Because they gave each other much-needed space.

My wife gave birth four times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
– I gave birth 0 times and I haven’t fit in my pants since March.

As we observe the anniversary of 9/11 today, remember…
– All buildings matter.

Why was the moth attracted to the bride?
– Because she was glowing.

The old man gave such an emotional speech on the celebration of 30 years of togetherness with his wife that even the cake was in tiers!

What do a toilet and a wedding anniversary have in common?
– Men miss them

It’s Trump’s wedding anniversary in a few days and in a rare tender moment, he described the first time he ever laid eyes on Melania…
– ..and clicked ‘add to cart’

Why did the husband buy a deck of cards for his wife on their wedding anniversary?
– Because she wanted something with a lot of diamonds.

I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom.
– Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.

Turn an ordinary, old sofa into a sofa bed, by just forgetting your anniversary.
– Follow me for more DIY money saving tips.

I had to return the glasses, which were an anniversary present for my wife, as she still couldn’t see things my way!

I got asked, how can I easily remember my Reddit anniversary each year?
– Piece of cake.

On her 30th wedding anniversary a woman is asked what advice she would have for new brides…..
– The woman’s response: If you poison him now you will be out on parole within 30 years.

Why did the old man gift a clock to his wife on their 50th wedding anniversary?
– There is no present like time.

Why did the optometrist couple decide to marry each other?
– Because their relationship turned out to be an eye-opener for them!

I asked my wife to cook me a Japanese meal for our anniversary
– Sushi did.

Wife renewed me for another season.

Why was the robot couple’s marriage ceremony scheduled to happen in the fall?
– Because they were autumn-mated.

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