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Anime jokes in 2025

What is a type of anime car a little sister in the anime world usually drives?
– A Nii-san.

Why did Armin’s 3DMG fall loose?
– Because he had forgotten to Titan it.

What does Todoroki put in his coffee?
– Half and half.

Did you hear about the ghost who liked anime? What a Wea-
– Boo!

How do you get reluctant Pokemon to get on a bus?
– You Poke-em-on.

How to get in touch with an android?
– You have to use a CELL Phone.

Why did Goku get into another fight with Vegeta?
– Because he was Saiyan bad jokes.

Why do anime fans hate electronica?
– The can’t stand DUBstep

What is a Pokemon addict’s favorite place to visit in France?
– Paras.

Why did the Namekians fail to repair their planet?
– Because they had no nail.

My friend is obsessed with anime.
– You might say he is an anime-niac.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?
– They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?
– A weebsite.

What would you call a French Anime fan?
– A Ouib.

What did the Jaegers say when they adopted Mikasa and took her in?
– “Mikasa es su casa.”

What did Light say when he got found out?
– Oh, shoot. Yagami this time.

What’s an anime character’s favorite type of candy?
– A NEKO waffer

What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie?
– ‘The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.’

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