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Anime jokes in 2025

What is the anime watcher’s favorite number
– 10 pi

What does an anime firetruck sound like?
– owo owo owo owo owo owo owo

What is the first food item that ‘Whole Foods’ is basing on an anime to promote healthy eating habits amongst kids?
– My Hero Macadamia.

Why should you not be telling jokes about ‘Shingeki no Kyojin’ to a fan of the series?
– Because it would be a Colossal mistake.

What did Ash say to Misty when she was saying the alphabet?
– You missed-E.

What do you call a french ghost that likes anime?
– A oui-a-boo.

Friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him
– but this isn’t even my final form.

How do Elite Saiyan warriors react when they need to fix a car?
– Nappa know-how.

How does Rock Lee finish tightening his suit?
– He uses TieJutsu.

Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
– Because he could not get to the final form.

I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime
– But when I sat down I realized there wasn’t even-jelly-on

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Just one, but it’ll take six episodes.

What do you call the ghost of an anime fan?
– A weeaboo

What flavor does anime absolutely hate?
– Anything vanilla, apparently

What would you call an anime with a really confusing storyline?
– A Nanimae.

Why are the soldiers’ Titan killing blades in ‘Attack on Titan’ extremely strong?
– Because they are made of Titan-ium.

What did Kaneki say when Hide learned that he was a ghoul?
– Oh, shiete.

What’s an anime with adultery?
– Cory in the Spouse

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