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Anime jokes in 2025

Why did Vegeta not visit the beach with everyone?
– Because there was a hole in his Trunks.

When Sasuke met Sakura after returning home, how did he propose to her?
– “Are you an Uchiha because you’re one of a kind.”

Which Pokémon can see the future?
– A pikahead.

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire…
– It would be a literal Harem anime.

What is the favorite type of nose of Saitama?
– Genos.

If Levi would have had a brother, what would he be named?
– Mr. Clean.

Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack?
– Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO

What do you call French people who like manga and anime?
– Ouibs.

Do you know where Vegeta went after death?
– Into the Freiza.

What is the musical band that is Shino’s favorite?
– The Beetles.

What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon?
– Go Coo.

Fun fact about bleach
– Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.

How did Brock keep himself dry during the rain?
– He used his frying pans as drying pans.

Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
– Because he could not get to the final form.

What do you call a feline creature who is a ninja assassin?
– An A-cat-suki member.

Which college do Pokémon go to?
– StarU.

What did the anime girl say to her crush?
– Notice me 0.05480366515

What did Meowth say to Ash when he told him to pretend like a tree and leave?
– He asked if Professor Oak was the one who set him up for that.

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