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Anime jokes in 2025

What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert?
– A tumbleweeb.

Why you would be in deep trouble if ‘Tokyo Ghoul’ would have been real?
– Because, in this world, you Ken-run, but you Ken-not hide.

What TV series would Marco, Erin, and Jean make?
– ‘Two and a Half Men.’

What is the anime watcher’s favorite number
– 10 pi

What does an anime firetruck sound like?
– owo owo owo owo owo owo owo

Friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him
– but this isn’t even my final form.

What is the first food item that ‘Whole Foods’ is basing on an anime to promote healthy eating habits amongst kids?
– My Hero Macadamia.

Why should you not be telling jokes about ‘Shingeki no Kyojin’ to a fan of the series?
– Because it would be a Colossal mistake.

What did Ash say to Misty when she was saying the alphabet?
– You missed-E.

What do you call a french ghost that likes anime?
– A oui-a-boo.

How do Elite Saiyan warriors react when they need to fix a car?
– Nappa know-how.

How does Rock Lee finish tightening his suit?
– He uses TieJutsu.

Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
– Because he could not get to the final form.

I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime
– But when I sat down I realized there wasn’t even-jelly-on

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Just one, but it’ll take six episodes.

What do you call the ghost of an anime fan?
– A weeaboo

What flavor does anime absolutely hate?
– Anything vanilla, apparently

Fiction Logic: How many anime dudes does it take to change a lightbulb
– One…

– But it takes them 10 god damn episodes.

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