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Anime jokes in 2025

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What is a ghoul’s favorite drink from ‘Tokyo Ghoul’?
– A Ghoul-Aid.

Why does Miso not like the world anymore?
– Because there is no Light.

What do you call a crying anime fan…
– a weeaboo-hoo

Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same
– both require subtitles.

When I was a preteen, I watched a lot of anime, and really really wanted a katana, so when I finally got one for my birthday, I was so elated, but I only played with it once.
– And then all I wanted was grandma back.

How many characters does it take to screw and fix a light bulb in ‘Dragon Ball Z’?
– Only one. But it will take 6 episodes.

What is the name of Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother?
– Brock-o-Lee

How did Lucy feel when she joined Fairy Tail?
– Nat-su Grey-t!

Wrote a rap song about anime
– Smoke Weeb Everyday

Why did Saitama get fired from his job when working in the railways as a conductor?
– Because he had to punch a ticket.

Why did Vegeta not visit the beach with everyone?
– Because there was a hole in his Trunks.

When Sasuke met Sakura after returning home, how did he propose to her?
– “Are you an Uchiha because you’re one of a kind.”

Which Pokémon can see the future?
– A pikahead.

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire…
– It would be a literal Harem anime.

What is the favorite type of nose of Saitama?
– Genos.

If Levi would have had a brother, what would he be named?
– Mr. Clean.

Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack?
– Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO

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