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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2025

Why are cats bad storytellers?
-Because they only have one tale.

What is a cat’s favourite color?
-Purr-ple.

What do you call farm animals that have a sense of humor?
-Laughing stock.

What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
-A watch dog.

What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
– Big ones.

What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
-Mice krispies

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
-No-eye-deer.

I was going to tell you a cow joke…
-but it’s pasture bed time.

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
-It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?
-They both have megabites.

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