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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2025

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
-“How do you breathe through something so small?”

What is a cat’s favorite song?
-Three Blind Mice.

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
– Ouch!

Which day do fish hate?
-Fryday.

What kind of bees eat brains?
-Zombees.

Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?
-Because it uses a honey comb!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

What do fish take to stay healthy?
-Vitamin sea.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
-One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
-In the piano!

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