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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2025

What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant?
-A gi-ant.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
-Shear madness.

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
-Take the words out of his mouth!

What is a dog’s favorite city?
-New Yorkie.

What pine has the longest needles?
-A porcupine.

What do you call an alligator with a vest?
-An investigator

What are caterpillars afraid of?
-Dogger-pillars.

What was the first animal in space?
-The cow that jumped over the moon.

What do you call a dog magician?
-A Labracadabrador.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
-They kept dropping their trunks.

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