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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2025

A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
-It was a shitzu

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
– The baaaahamas

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
-A box of quackers.

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
-A try and try and try-ceratops!

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
-TDeer balls. They’re under a buck.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?
-Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Where do mice park their boats?
-At the hickory dickory dock.

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
-It gave a little wine.

What did one fish say to the other?
-Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught.

What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant?
-A gi-ant.

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