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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2025

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
– The baaaahamas

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What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
-A box of quackers.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
-A try and try and try-ceratops!

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What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
-TDeer balls. They’re under a buck.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?
-Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Where do mice park their boats?
-At the hickory dickory dock.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
-It gave a little wine.

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What did one fish say to the other?
-Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught.

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What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant?
-A gi-ant.

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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
-Shear madness.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
-Take the words out of his mouth!

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What is a dog’s favorite city?
-New Yorkie.

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What pine has the longest needles?
-A porcupine.

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What do you call an alligator with a vest?
-An investigator

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What are caterpillars afraid of?
-Dogger-pillars.

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What was the first animal in space?
-The cow that jumped over the moon.

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What do you call a dog magician?
-A Labracadabrador.

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
-They kept dropping their trunks.

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