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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2025

Why do the French eat snails?
– They don’t like fast food.

What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
-Mice krispies

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
-No-eye-deer.

I was going to tell you a cow joke…
-but it’s pasture bed time.

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
-It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?
-They both have megabites.

Who makes dinosaur clothes?
-A dino-sewer.

What is black and white and red all over?
-A skunk with a rash.

Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
-Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
-A swallow.

A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
-It was a shitzu

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
– The baaaahamas

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
-A box of quackers.

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
-A try and try and try-ceratops!

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
-TDeer balls. They’re under a buck.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?
-Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Where do mice park their boats?
-At the hickory dickory dock.

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
-It gave a little wine.

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