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Animal jokes 🐢 in 2024

What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
– Its shadow.

What animal has more lives than a cat?
-Frogs, they croak every night!

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
-It gets toad away.

What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
-A rocker spaniel.

What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
-Glass flippers.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
-Because the cow has the udder.

Why did the lamb run over the cliff?
-He didn’t see the ewe turn.

How do spiders communicate?
– Through the World Wide Web.

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
-A lawn moo-er.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
– Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?
-A woolen jumper!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
-To prove she wasn’t chicken.

Why do the French eat snails?
– They don’t like fast food.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
-Wait at a buzz stop!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
-Because they lactose.

What do you call a thieving alligator?
-A crookodile

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
-His bark was much worse than his bite.

For sale: Dead Canary.
– Not going cheep.

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