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Andrew Tate Jokes 😎 in 2025

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been anxious? “Anxiety is just a mental state that weak people experience.”

How many Andrew Tates does it take to change a light bulb? None, he’ll just alpha stare it into working.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been in a worse situation than Romanian jail? “No, but even in jail I’m still an alpha male.”

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been rejected by a woman? “Women don’t reject me, they just haven’t realized yet that they want to be with an alpha male like me.”

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been embarrassed? “Embarrassment is just a state of mind that weak people experience.”

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a mirror, he just stares at his reflection in other people’s eyes.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to use a lawn mower? He doesn’t need one, his alpha presence maintains the lawn.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to attend the spelling bee? He already knows how to spell alpha.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been in a fight? “I don’t fight, I just alpha-dominate my opponents.”

Andrew Tate in Romanian jail? Sounds like the perfect opportunity to start his own alpha gang.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to watch the movie “Fight Club”? He already knows everything there is to know about being an alpha.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to use a seatbelt? He doesn’t need one, his alpha energy keeps him secure.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been wrong? “I don’t make mistakes, I just make alpha adjustments.”

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a watch, he just alpha-synchronizes his internal clock with the universe.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever lost a fight? “I don’t lose fights, I win learning experiences.”

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to play basketball? He already knows how to alpha-dunk from half court.

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