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Andrew Tate Jokes 😎 in 2024

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a coat, he just stares at the cold until it becomes warm.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been lonely? “Loneliness is just a state of mind that weak people experience.”

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to take a break during a workout? He doesn’t need rest, his alpha energy never runs out.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to wear an orange jumpsuit in Romanian jail? He only wears alpha colors.

Andrew Tate went to the bank to deposit some money, but the teller said “Sir, these are just monopoly bills.” Andrew replied, “Exactly, they’re worth more than your fiat currency.”

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a GPS, he just stares at the map until the destination moves to him.

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a passport photo, he just stares at the camera until it takes the perfect picture.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to take a driving test? He already knows how to drive like an alpha, rules of the road don’t apply to him.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been anxious? “Anxiety is just a mental state that weak people experience.”

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been in a worse situation than Romanian jail? “No, but even in jail I’m still an alpha male.”

How many Andrew Tates does it take to change a light bulb? None, he’ll just alpha stare it into working.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been rejected by a woman? “Women don’t reject me, they just haven’t realized yet that they want to be with an alpha male like me.”

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been embarrassed? “Embarrassment is just a state of mind that weak people experience.”

Andrew Tate doesn’t need a mirror, he just stares at his reflection in other people’s eyes.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to use a lawn mower? He doesn’t need one, his alpha presence maintains the lawn.

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been in a fight? “I don’t fight, I just alpha-dominate my opponents.”

Andrew Tate in Romanian jail? Sounds like the perfect opportunity to start his own alpha gang.

Why did Andrew Tate refuse to attend the spelling bee? He already knows how to spell alpha.

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