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Among us jokes ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ in 2024

The Polus lava is not nearly as hot as you are.

That scan cannot show what I see in you.

Why is Among Us so popular in China?
Because its the only thing that lets them vote

Someone may have just sabotaged the lights, but your smile still lights up the room.

Can you come to the med bay with me? My heartโ€™s aching.

Hey, you seem susโ€ฆ
– So Unbelievably Sexy, that is.

Dad: Someone among us is an owl.
Me: Who?
Dad: Narrows eyes suspiciously

[Insert color] is Sus. I saw her kill my interest in others.

What do you say when you suspect the ‘Son of God’ to be the impostor in Among us?
Je-sus ๐Ÿ™‚

Hey, were you in Electrical earlier?
– Because I definitely felt a spark between us.

Are you the card swiping task? Because Iโ€™d swipe right on you.

If your Vietnamese friend is the imposter
Does that mean there’s a Hmong among us?

Everyone has heard about Among US.
Hopefully thereโ€™s gonna be noone among EU

Pulled this dad joke on my GF today.
GF: “So there’s this myth among us women that —-”

Me: “Of course it was just among you women, if it was among men, it would be a myth-ter.”

She loved it.

Oh no, thereโ€™s an imitator of that new game that everybodyโ€™s playing these days…
…Thereโ€™s an impostor Among Us!

Without you, I feel like a dead body in electrical that no one spots for a long time.

Can we navigate this ship to the bedroom?

Oh did you just get ejected from the game? Okay, I need to change my colour thenโ€ฆ since Iโ€™m so Blue without you.

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