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Among us jokes ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ in 2024

So, I played Among Us with an italian…
He was the impasta

You know, if a cat or dog plays among us, they will wanna be the…
Impawstor

โ€œIs that a gun in your pocket or are you really happy to see me?โ€

Iโ€™ll send you the code for a new gameโ€ฆ but first I need to say URAQT.

I am BLUE without YOU.

If you are stupid, stand up!
Teacher: Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up.

After a while, Little Johnny stands up,

Teacher: Ah, so we have one stupid person among us.

Little Johnny: Actually, It broke my heart to see you standing there alone.

Hey, were you in navigation because I found my way to you.

Why does goku play as light blue in among us?
Because he is a cyan

Yikes! It seems like Comms went downโ€ฆ maybe you should give me your number just in case it happens again.

We donโ€™t need to fix the electricals when thereโ€™s so much electricity between us.

I didnโ€™t see you kill anybody, but youโ€™re still susโ€ฆ. since you clearly stole my heart.

I want to play a real life game of Among Us at Home Depot
But I’m busy doing tasks in electrical.

The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called โ€œTallyโ€
Police brew Tally tea.

Mike Pence could never play Among Us
Thereโ€™s too much sus Pence for him

I definitely think youโ€™re susโ€ฆ
– โ€ฆ because youโ€™ve killed my interest in seeing anyone else!

Iโ€™d sabotage the doors if that means getting you alone in the room with me.

I promise you; I didnโ€™t vent but if youโ€™re in there, I would.

Can you please fix the wires to jumpstart my heart?

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