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Among us jokes ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ in 2025

Why do Chinese people love playing Among Us?
Itโ€™s the only place they can vote

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Son: Hey dad, you wanna play Among Us?
Dad: Sure, but what are we playing?

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I need to call an emergency meeting!
โ€“ โ€ฆ because you just stole my heart.

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People be like LGBTQA
Like bruh I didnโ€™t ask for Among Us code

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Hey are you a security camera? Because I want to watch you all day long.

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Hey did you sabotage the O2? Because you just took my breath away.

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Hey, did you do the wires task just now?
โ€“ Because I feel a definite connection.

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Hey, do you wanna be sus together? Cuz you canโ€™t spell sus without us.

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Why are Germans bad at Among Us?
Because they vent here and vent there.

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Hey are you in Admin?
โ€“ Because admin love with you.

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It wouldnโ€™t be Polus without us in it.

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Hey, are you in Navigation?
โ€“ Because Iโ€™d love to navigate my way to your heart.

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Would you like to connect the wires of your heart to mine?

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What do I have to do to go from being your crewmate to your soulmate?

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Only you can read my mind when the comms are sabotaged.

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That pet looks good on you but you know what would look better? Me.

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Here in Wisconsin, weโ€™re known as the Dairy State
Or for the lactose intolerant among us, the Diarrhea State

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I canโ€™t breatheโ€ฆis it because you sabotaged O2 or is it because Iโ€™m madly in love with you?

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