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Amazon jokes ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ›’ in 2025

Why did the washing machine order detergent from Amazon? Because it wanted to rinse and shine!

Why did the laptop order a mouse from Amazon? Because it had no one to click with!

What do you call a kitchen appliance bought from Amazon? A Prime Cook!

What do you call an Amazon delivery to a haunted house? A Prime ghost package!

What do you call a mystery novel ordered from Amazon? A Prime Suspense!

Why did the plant order a pot from Amazon? Because it needed room to grow!

Why did the shower order a bath mat from Amazon? Because it wanted to step up!

How does Amazon cut their grass? With a Prime-mower!

Why did the cat order a toy from Amazon? Because it wanted to pounce around!

Why did the pencil order a sharpener from Amazon? Because it wanted to make a point!

Why did the oven order a baking tray from Amazon? Because it wanted to heat things up!

Why did the mirror order a cleaning solution from Amazon? Because it wanted to reflect well!

Why did the smartphone order a charger from Amazon? Because it was feeling low on energy!

What do you call a cute toy ordered from Amazon? A Prime Cuddle!

What do you call a novel purchased from Amazon? A Prime Story!

Why did the door order a knob from Amazon? Because it wanted to get a grip!

What do you call an Amazon delivery to a comic convention? Prime Cosplay!

Why don’t secrets work on Amazon? Because they always leave a package trail!

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