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Amazon jokes ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ›’ in 2025

What’s an Amazon box’s favorite meal? Packing peanuts!

Why did the dog order a bone from Amazon? Because it wanted to chew on something!

Why did the couch order cushions from Amazon? Because it wanted to be comfortable!

Why did the wardrobe order hangers from Amazon? Because it wanted to stay organized!

Why did the book go to Amazon? Because it wanted to check out its Kindle!

Why did the refrigerator order a light bulb from Amazon? Because it wanted to brighten up!

What do you call a romantic movie bought from Amazon? Prime and Prejudice!

Why did the camera order a lens from Amazon? Because it wanted to focus better!

What do you call a fast Amazon delivery? Amazon Prime Time!

What do you call a fantasy book ordered from Amazon? A Prime Adventure!

What do you call an Amazon delivery in space? Amazon Prime-ordial soup!

Why did the TV order a remote from Amazon? Because it wanted control!

Why did the headphones order a music album from Amazon? Because they needed some sound advice!

Why did the chair order a cushion from Amazon? Because it wanted to be soft!

Why did the coffee cup order a coaster from Amazon? Because it didn’t want to leave a mark!

Why did the washing machine order detergent from Amazon? Because it wanted to rinse and shine!

Why did the laptop order a mouse from Amazon? Because it had no one to click with!

What do you call a kitchen appliance bought from Amazon? A Prime Cook!

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