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Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2025

Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
– Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.

Alpaca’s yarn when they are tired.

I’ve got a bit of a die-llama.

I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world.
– It was just the alpaca lips.

I love camping! Alpaca my tent.

What do llamas always say after yoga class?
– “Llamaste”

What did the camel say to the llama?
– Let me teach you how to spit!

I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm,
– next time Alpaca lunch.

How do llamas respond when someone says, “thank you?”
– “No probllama”

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