Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2025

Como se llama?

Wanna get high in the Andes?
– Alpaca bowl

Whatever life throws at me,
– alpaca punch!

What did the llama say to the depressed camel?
– “Don’t worry. You’ll get over this hump.”

What did the llama see when he looked in the mirror?
– His spitting image.

What do Tibetans use to move their alpacas around?
– Dolly Llamas

What happens when you stand between to llamas?
– You get llamanated.

What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
– Llama-llama-ding-dong!

What did the llama say when he was invited on vacation?
– “Alpaca my bags!”

Want to go on a picnic?
– Alpaca lunch.

A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
– The zookeeer at home said, “alpaca lunch”.

What actor do llamas love?
– Al Pacacino

Shall we go on an adventure?
– Alpaca my bags!

Not too much salsa on those machos!
– My alpaca only likes guacamole.

No one is afraid of llama kisses.
– But, why is everyone afraid of the alpaca lips?

What did the llama say to his friend?
– “Is your mama a llama?”

What did the camelid say when I said we were going on vacation?
– Alpaca my suitcase

What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
– Llamanade

Follow us on Facebook