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Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2025

That’s all wool and good.

Forget fairy lights, I’ve got my llama lamp!

What’s llama’s favourite film?
– Llamadeus

I think it might rain later,
– don’t forget your al-mac-a!

Why don’t llamas like singing with backing music?
– They prefer to sing alpacapella

Have you herd the story about the llama and the alpaca?

What did the male alpaca say when he was kicked out of the house for cheating on his wife?
– Alpaca bag.

What do llamas say when they meet someone new?
– “Fleeced to meet you!

My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy…
– I call it her Dolly Llama!!!

What did the llama get when he graduated school?
– A dipllama

What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
– A spelling bee.

Those baby alpaca are plotting, looks like they’ve had a brilliant i-cria!

Why don’t Lucy Llama and Lacey Llama get along?
– Typical llama drama

I think I’m about to be molested by an alpaca…
– Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to “be ready for the alpaca lips”

What did the llama say to the depressed camel?
– “Don’t worry. You’ll get over this hump.”

Who is the llama spiritual leader?
– The Dalai Llama

Baby alpacas sometimes just want your a-peru-val, that is all!

I wonder if the alpaca are having a good week,
– I’ve herd-ly had a chance to chat to them.

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