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Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2025

What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
– Llama-llama-ding-dong!

Lets always be pal-pacas.

What actor do llamas love?
– Al Pacacino

An alpaca walking on its hind legs?
– Un-herd of!

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?
– The zombie alpacalypse

What do llamas always say after yoga class?
– “Llamaste”

I think I’ve been spoiling my alpaca,
– she’s been acting a little hembra-tty.

You’re going to be late to the alpaca farm?
– No prob-llama.

Knock knock
– Who’s there?
– Alpaca
– Alpaca who?
– We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.

I’m not sure that’s the best idea, seems like you’ve had an alpaca-lapse in judgement!

Alpacas are amazing chefs, they make an excellent gaz-macho.

Why did the llama cross the road?
– It was the chicken’s day off.

What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca?
– Como te llama

What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
– A spelling bee.

What’s llama’s favourite film?
– Llamadeus

You can search cria and far, there’s nothing cuter than a baby alpaca.

What is a llama’s favorite Justin Bieber lyrics?
– “My llama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

What did the llama say when he was robbed?
– “I’ve been fleeced!”

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