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Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2025

Baby alpacas sometimes just want your a-peru-val, that is all!

I wonder if the alpaca are having a good week,
– I’ve herd-ly had a chance to chat to them.

What did the farmer say when he was invited on a short-notice trip?
– Alpaca bag

What’s a llama’s favorite song?
– Llama Chameleon

What did the llama say to the grass?
– “Nice gnawing you!”

When alpacas get scared, they fleece!

At the end of a llama yoga class, they say ‘llama-ste’.

What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
– Llama-llama-ding-dong!

Lets always be pal-pacas.

What actor do llamas love?
– Al Pacacino

An alpaca walking on its hind legs?
– Un-herd of!

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?
– The zombie alpacalypse

What do llamas always say after yoga class?
– “Llamaste”

I think I’ve been spoiling my alpaca,
– she’s been acting a little hembra-tty.

You’re going to be late to the alpaca farm?
– No prob-llama.

Knock knock
– Who’s there?
– Alpaca
– Alpaca who?
– We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.

I’m not sure that’s the best idea, seems like you’ve had an alpaca-lapse in judgement!

Alpacas are amazing chefs, they make an excellent gaz-macho.

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