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Alpaca jokes 🦙 in 2025

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with her boyfriend and moved to Peru?
– What a llama queen

I think I’ve been spoiling my alpaca,
– she’s been acting a little hembra-tty.

You’re going to be late to the alpaca farm?
– No prob-llama.

Knock knock
– Who’s there?
– Alpaca
– Alpaca who?
– We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.

I’m not sure that’s the best idea, seems like you’ve had an alpaca-lapse in judgement!

Alpacas are amazing chefs, they make an excellent gaz-macho.

Why did the llama cross the road?
– It was the chicken’s day off.

What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca?
– Como te llama

What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
– A spelling bee.

What’s llama’s favourite film?
– Llamadeus

You can search cria and far, there’s nothing cuter than a baby alpaca.

What is a llama’s favorite Justin Bieber lyrics?
– “My llama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

What did the llama say when he was robbed?
– “I’ve been fleeced!”

My alpaca absolutely loves super spicy cheese machos.

What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
– Alpacalypse

I’m tired of these llama jokes. Alpaca my bags and leave.

A llama went on a trip
– But he wanted to bring his brother Carl
– Carl was excited and said, “Don’t worry about food; alpaca lunch”

What happens when you stand between to llamas?
– You get llamanated.

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