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Alligator jokes 🐊 in 2025

Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
– It was a crackodile.

What did the Alabama Alligator say to the teacher when asked why people were so mean?
– Momma says Alabamans are ornery because they have all them toothbrushes and no teeth

What do wounded alligators drink?
– Gatorade

What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster?
– A croc-a-dilian-doo.

What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
– A traitor.

Who delivers the little crocodiles presents on December 25th?
– Santa Jaws.

The alligator was low on potassium
– So I ran to the gatorade

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?
– An alligator.

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