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Alligator jokes 🐊 in 2025

A stingray, a crocodile and a poisonous snake walk into a bar.
– No joke here, it is just a normal day in Australia.

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts “Hey are you a caiman?”
– “I’m alright, thanks kid”, he replies.

Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet
But most of them only have 4!
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them sees you later, the other sees you after a while!

What is an alligator’s favorite drink?
– Gator-ade.

What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest?
– An investigator.

How many limbs does an alligator have?
– It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.

There are 3000 bricks on a plane
– One of them falls out – how many are left?
*2999*

How do you put an elephant in the fridge in three steps?
*Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door*

An alligator is throwing a party and all the animals turn up except one – which one?
*The elephant, he’s still in the fridge*

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge in four steps?
*Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the door*

Sally is trying to cross a lake guarded by an alligator. She manages to get across without dying – how?
*The alligator is at the party*

Sally dies anyway. She gets hit on the head by a flying brick

So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida.
– They all got Gatorades.

Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows?
– She was a snappy dresser.

What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
– One will see you later, and one will see you in a while.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.

I like you, you croc my world.

Alligators can grow up to 15 metres…
– The joke doesn’t work with the metric system…

What is it called when an alligator can’t get an erection?
– A reptile dysfunction

What kind of pet to alligators have?
– Alley Cats.

Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
– It was a crackodile.

What did the Alabama Alligator say to the teacher when asked why people were so mean?
– Momma says Alabamans are ornery because they have all them toothbrushes and no teeth

What do wounded alligators drink?
– Gatorade

What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster?
– A croc-a-dilian-doo.

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