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Alligator jokes 🐊 in 2025

If two alligators have reach an agreement…
… do they have a crocodeal?

Who gives alligators their Christmas presents?
– Santa Jaws

What’s the most popular basketball move among gators?
– The Alli-oop

Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
– It was a crocadoodledoo.

A blonde walks into a shop and wants a pair of alligator boots.
– The shopkeeper tells her they do not sell expensive items to blondes.

After becoming very frustrated with the shopkeepers attitude the blonde declares. FINE ILL JUST GO CATCH AN ALLIGATOR AND GET MY OWN BOOTS!

The shopkeeper replied why don’t you just try young lady with a smirk.
r>So the blonde heads out to the swamp absolutely determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day the shopkeeper drives by and noticed the Young lady waist deep in water with a shotgun in her hands.

He stops and watches as a very large alligator swims right at her. With lighting fast reflexes she throws the gun up and shoots the alligator killing it instantly.

He keeps watching as she drags the alligator to a pile of 6 or 7 more. As he rolls down the window to ask why she needs so many Gators for one pair of boots she rolls it over and shouts.

AHHHH THIS ONES BAREFOOT TOOO!

How do you fit an alligator in a Safeway bag?
– You take the ‘s’ out of ‘safe’, and you take the ‘f’ out of ‘way’

What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
– Croc-amole.

What do you call an alligator that is always stirring up trouble?
– An instigator.

What is the difference between a croc and a noisy dog?
– One has a bite worse than his bark.

What do you call a mix between a pig and an alligator…
– A baconator

How does a Japanese alligator express its gratitude?
– Aligato

What does an alligator feel like?
– A alligator.

The crocodile hunter’s “Steve Irwin” family is suing an Australian sunscreen company.
– The sunscreen failed to protect him from harmful rays.

It’s just a lot of croc ‘n’ roll.

What do you call an alligator addicted to drugs?
– A crackhead-ile

Alligators can live up to 100 years…
– Which is why there’s an increased chance that they will see you later.

What do you call an alligator who wears a vest?
– An investigator.

Why happened when the alligator saw the lion win the lottery?
– It was GREEN with envy.

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