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Alligator jokes 🐊 in 2024

What did the Alabama Alligator say to the teacher when asked why people were so mean?
– Momma says Alabamans are ornery because they have all them toothbrushes and no teeth

What do wounded alligators drink?
– Gatorade

What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster?
– A croc-a-dilian-doo.

What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
– A traitor.

Who delivers the little crocodiles presents on December 25th?
– Santa Jaws.

The alligator was low on potassium
– So I ran to the gatorade

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?
– An alligator.

What do you call your alligator when it’s your best friend?
– A pal-igator.

That’s not a crocodile dundee movie reference.
– This is a crocodile dundee movie reference.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.

Did you hear about the croc calling the frog?
– He just croc-o-dialled.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a giraffe?
– A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

Two alligators were swimming next to a law firm…
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Why was everyone afraid of the alligator lawyer?
– He was an amazing liti-gator.

What’s green and comes from another planet?
– An alien-gator.

What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
– Crocophiles.

what’s the worst thing about wild alligators?
– their wild allegations

So a man says to Steve Irwin “How often do alligators mate?”
Steve asked: “How often do they what?”
Man: “mate”
Steve: “what?”
Man: “HOW OFTEN DO THEY MATE?”
Steve: “HOW OFTEN DO THEY WHATTTTT????”

Why shouldn’t you ever double-cross an alligator?
– It could come back to bite you in the end.

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