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Alligator jokes 🐊 in 2025

There are 3000 bricks on a plane
– One of them falls out – how many are left?
*2999*

How do you put an elephant in the fridge in three steps?
*Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door*

An alligator is throwing a party and all the animals turn up except one – which one?
*The elephant, he’s still in the fridge*

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge in four steps?
*Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the door*

Sally is trying to cross a lake guarded by an alligator. She manages to get across without dying – how?
*The alligator is at the party*

Sally dies anyway. She gets hit on the head by a flying brick

So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida.
– They all got Gatorades.

Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows?
– She was a snappy dresser.

What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
– One will see you later, and one will see you in a while.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.

I like you, you croc my world.

Alligators can grow up to 15 metres…
– The joke doesn’t work with the metric system…

What is it called when an alligator can’t get an erection?
– A reptile dysfunction

What kind of pet to alligators have?
– Alley Cats.

Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
– It was a crackodile.

What did the Alabama Alligator say to the teacher when asked why people were so mean?
– Momma says Alabamans are ornery because they have all them toothbrushes and no teeth

What do wounded alligators drink?
– Gatorade

What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster?
– A croc-a-dilian-doo.

What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
– A traitor.

Who delivers the little crocodiles presents on December 25th?
– Santa Jaws.

The alligator was low on potassium
– So I ran to the gatorade

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?
– An alligator.

What do you call your alligator when it’s your best friend?
– A pal-igator.

That’s not a crocodile dundee movie reference.
– This is a crocodile dundee movie reference.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.

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