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Alligator jokes 🐊 in 2025

What do you call an alligator with compass?
– A Navi-gator.

What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
– Goes to a re-tail store.

Billy Bob parked his rig in Florida for a few days before driving back home. He was about to dive into the surf but figured he’d better check out the alligator situation with the townsfolk. “Nope, no gators here,” a local as- sured him.
Billv Bob had swum out 50 led before his
brain kicked in again. “Hey. how come there
ain’t no gators in here?” he yelled back to the
guy onshore.
“Because they’re afraid of the sharks,” came
the reply.

An alligator asked an electric eel, “hey, can I touch you?”
– Electric eel: Yes, but I’d have to charge you.

Why did the alligator cross the road?
– It was going after the chicken.

What’s worse than a big, hungry alligator chasing you?
– Two big, hungry alligators chasing you.

What’s better than a crocodile?
– An alli-greator

Did you hear about the gator that became a muslim?
– He was an Allah Gator.

If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he’s a crocodile
– There’s a good chance he’s in da-nile!

What do you call an alligator that takes a rest
– A lying crocodile

What do alligators drink before playing baseball?
– Gator-ade.

What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
– A crocodile.

Did you know Alligators can grow up to 15 feet?
– Most only have 4

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator pen at San Diego zoo
– He ate 5 before they could get him out.

Why shouldn’t you play cards with a alligator?
– You’ll lose each hand.

Alligators can grow up to fifteen feet.
– They usually just grow 4 of them though.

Some people like to play croc-quet.

Two redneck guys were sitting on a dock in Georgia, drinking beer and fishing with their feet dangling in the water.
– One guy said, “Oh no. An alligator just bit one of my feet off.” The other guy said, “Which one?” And the first guy said, “How should I know? All the alligators look alike.”

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