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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

What’s an alien’s pet called?
– An extra furrestrial.

What do aliens like to read the most?
– Comet books.

The Orion’s Belt is such a huge waist of space.

When astronomers finish calculating the time from sunrise to sundown, they call it a day.

What do starlets like to read before bed?
– Comet books!

What candy should you give an alien?
– A Mars bar.

What do you call an alien who has muscles?
– A flexa terrestrial.

Why do aliens not get along with each other sometimes?
– Because they can be mercurial.

When the NASA scientist felt betrayed, he said “You d-asteroid my trust.”

Why was the star arrested?
– It was a shooting star.

A moon after my own heart!

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