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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

What kind of books do romantic aliens like to read?
– Love star-ries.

Why was the alien reading a book on anti-gravity?
– He just could not put it down.

Astronauts are the only people on Earth who get to keep their jobs after they get fired.

An astronaut’s favorite sweet treat is a Milky Way.

What do you say if you want to start a fight in space?

“Comet me, bro!”

What do aliens do after they get married?
– Go on their honeyearth.

What does an alien say when he likes something a lot?
– It is out of the world.

What did the exasperated alien say to his wife?
– You are not understanding the gravity of this situation!

Jupiter was very closed up because she was battling her personal de-moons.

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
– It was too Sirius.

Where do aliens like chilling the most?
– The space bar.

How does an alien cut his hair?
– Eclipse it.

It is rare to get proper cell reception in outer space because it is 0-G.

Why is an alien like a collection of famous actors’ autographs?
– They’ve both come from the stars

Why don’t aliens ever eat clowns?
– They taste really funny.

What is an alien’s favorite beverage?
– Gravi-tea.

What would you end up with when you cross an adorable alien and something sweet, white and very fluffy?
– A martian-mallow.

An astronaut’s favorite type of book to read is a comet book.

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