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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

Why could the alien not pay attention to what his friend was saying?
– Because he was spaced out.

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Which chocolate do aliens love the most?
– A Mars bar.

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Neptune broke up with Uranus because they wanted a Plutonic relationship.

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Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?
– He’s listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records

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What does the queen alien drink every morning?
– Gravi-tea.

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What do aliens use skillets in the kitchen for?
– To cook unidentified frying objects.

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The lights on a lunar Rover are called moonbeams.

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You’re always star-ring up trouble.

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What do aliens keep their tea cups on?
– Flying saucers.

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Where do aliens normally go to board a train?
– Space Station.

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What do aliens wear to posh weddings?
– Space suits

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Why did the cow want to become an astronaut?
– So she could see the Milky Way.

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Learning about space all day can get exhausting. Sometimes you need to take a launch break.

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Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
– Because they don’t like to give away their presence

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How does an alien get a haircut?
– Eclipse it.

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What do aliens love to add to their hot chocolate?
– Martian mellows.

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What did the baby alien say to his mom?
– He said, “Mom, my life revolves around you!”.

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A non-vegetarian astronaut is a meteor.

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