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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

What type of music do aliens like most?
– Nep-tunes!

How does an alien park his spaceship in space?
– He uses a parking meteor.

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

When any planet is sad, they should speak out and get it out of their solar system.

What channel should you watch if you want to laugh?
– The comet-y channel.

Why do aliens not eat clowns?
– Because they taste funny.

What do you call an alien who is really really slow?
– A snailien.

In space, you can keep your pants secured to your waist with an asteroid belt.

Where do Martians get their eggs?
– From the little green hen

What kind of books do romantic aliens like to read?
– Love star-ries.

Why was the alien reading a book on anti-gravity?
– He just could not put it down.

Astronauts are the only people on Earth who get to keep their jobs after they get fired.

An astronaut’s favorite sweet treat is a Milky Way.

What do you say if you want to start a fight in space?

“Comet me, bro!”

What do aliens do after they get married?
– Go on their honeyearth.

What does an alien say when he likes something a lot?
– It is out of the world.

What did the exasperated alien say to his wife?
– You are not understanding the gravity of this situation!

Jupiter was very closed up because she was battling her personal de-moons.

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