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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

Better safe than starry.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a green alien?
– To say “Wait until it is ripe”.

Why are aliens jealous of the sun?
– Because the sun has a million degrees.

The animal that followed the cow over the moon was a space sheep.

What do you get if you cross a Martian with a golf score?
– A little green bogey

How do aliens get their babies to go to sleep?
– They rocket.

Where did the alien teacher take the students on their educational trips?
– To the planetarium.

Cows have always wanted to travel to outer space to see the Milky way.

Which type of stars always wear glasses in space?

Movie stars.

What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy?
– A martian-mallow!

What do you do when an alien is angry?
– You give him some space.

What do alien dogs say when they land on another planet?
– Show me who your litter is.

What do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit?
– A frying saucer

Why did the star have a crush on the sun?
– It was the center of his universe.

What did the alien say to the cat?
– Take me to your litter.

When I was reading the book on anti-gravity, I could not put it down.

You can find the most space felines in the catmosphere.

What are aliens’ favourite sweets?
– Martian-mallows

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