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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

What did the alien say when he saw a gardener?
– “Take me to your weeder!”

Where does an alien send her babies to get brighter?
– To the sun.

I have an unhealthy addiction to space jokes, but I believe that someday I will over-comet.

An astronaut feels claustrophobic when he is out of breathing space.

Why did the star keep going to school?
– So it could get brighter.

Where did the moon get its degree?
– The moon-iversity!

How do aliens organize a party?
– They planet.

How do aliens keep in touch with each other?
– They use Space Book.

What did the alien say when they landed in the world of bookworms?
– Show me your reader.

Who’s long, slippery, and always phones home when he goes sightseeing?
– E.T. the extra tourist eel

What happened to the alien who stepped in gum?
– She got stuck in Orbit.

Which music artist do aliens love the most?
– Bruno Mars.

The scientists’ new paper about new alien life forms eventually didn’t get published. They said it was too far out.

The sun did not need to go to college because it already has a million degrees.

What do stars say when they apologize to one another?
– “I’m starry.”

Why do aliens always spill their tea?
– They have flying saucers.

Why does an alien prefer a light year to a normal year?
– Because it has got less calories.

Why are there just eighteen letters in the English alphabet?
– Because E.T. flew away riding a U.F.O with the C.I.A in pursuit.

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