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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

How does an alien measure things?
– By using a meteor stick.

When the astronaut accidentally collided with the moon, he Apollo-gized.

If Martians live on Mars and Venusians live on Venus, who lives on Pluto?
– Fleas (Pluto being Mickey Mouse’s dog!)

Why did the alien go to Saturn?
– To go ring shopping.

Why is it difficult to maintain a healthy relationship with an alien?
– Because he always needs his space.

Why did Mickey Mouse need the alien’s help?
– He was trying to find Pluto.

Stars go to school to get brighter.

How do you get clean in outer space?
– You take a meteor shower.

What did the alien say when he saw a gardener?
– “Take me to your weeder!”

Where does an alien send her babies to get brighter?
– To the sun.

I have an unhealthy addiction to space jokes, but I believe that someday I will over-comet.

An astronaut feels claustrophobic when he is out of breathing space.

Why did the star keep going to school?
– So it could get brighter.

Where did the moon get its degree?
– The moon-iversity!

How do aliens organize a party?
– They planet.

How do aliens keep in touch with each other?
– They use Space Book.

What did the alien say when they landed in the world of bookworms?
– Show me your reader.

Who’s long, slippery, and always phones home when he goes sightseeing?
– E.T. the extra tourist eel

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