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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

What is an alien’s favorite beverage?
– Gravi-tea.

What would you end up with when you cross an adorable alien and something sweet, white and very fluffy?
– A martian-mallow.

An astronaut’s favorite type of book to read is a comet book.

Why couldn’t the star stay focused?

He kept spacing out.

Why did the alien have a bad time at his birthday party?
– It had no atmosphere.

How much does an alien have to pay for the moon?
– One dollar which is actually four quarters.

Astronauts and aliens listen to Nep-tunes on the radio.

When it was time to celebrate the day earth was born, everybody wished her, “Happy Earthday!”

Better safe than starry.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a green alien?
– To say “Wait until it is ripe”.

Why are aliens jealous of the sun?
– Because the sun has a million degrees.

The animal that followed the cow over the moon was a space sheep.

What do you get if you cross a Martian with a golf score?
– A little green bogey

How do aliens get their babies to go to sleep?
– They rocket.

Where did the alien teacher take the students on their educational trips?
– To the planetarium.

Cows have always wanted to travel to outer space to see the Milky way.

Which type of stars always wear glasses in space?

Movie stars.

What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy?
– A martian-mallow!

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