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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

Learning about space all day can get exhausting. Sometimes you need to take a launch break.

Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
– Because they don’t like to give away their presence

How does an alien get a haircut?
– Eclipse it.

What do aliens love to add to their hot chocolate?
– Martian mellows.

What did the baby alien say to his mom?
– He said, “Mom, my life revolves around you!”.

A non-vegetarian astronaut is a meteor.

What do you call a bacon-wrapped comet?

A meat-eor!

What’s the best board game to play with your family in space?
– Moon-opoly!

Where do aliens go for higher studies?
– To the universe-ity.

What is an alien with three eyes called?
– An aliiien!

Why was the alien not very popular among his friends?
– Because he was not down to earth.

What does an alien call his ex?
– A SpaceX.

Life on Earth is very expensive because it includes a free trip around the sun every year.

Who’s the greatest footballer on Mars?
– Michael UFOwen

What is an alien’s favorite meal?
– Launch time.

Not everyone can pull off wearing a spacesuit, but you’re going to rocket.

The stars that wear glasses are the movie stars.

Why did the star decide to take a vacation?
– It needed some space.

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