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Alien jokes 👽🛸 in 2025

When Jupiter became friends with Saturn, he asked him to give him a ring sometime.

What’s grey, “mad for it” and lives on Mars?
– Alien Gallagher

Which music artist do aliens love the most?
– Bruno Mars.

The scientists’ new paper about new alien life forms eventually didn’t get published. They said it was too far out.

The sun did not need to go to college because it already has a million degrees.

What do stars say when they apologize to one another?
– “I’m starry.”

Why do aliens always spill their tea?
– They have flying saucers.

Why does an alien prefer a light year to a normal year?
– Because it has got less calories.

Why are there just eighteen letters in the English alphabet?
– Because E.T. flew away riding a U.F.O with the C.I.A in pursuit.

When I first when to the space museum, it was out of this world.

Where do the stars go to get their milk?
– The Milky Way.

Which is older: the moon or the sun?
– The moon, because it can stay out all night.

What type of music do aliens like most?
– Nep-tunes!

How does an alien park his spaceship in space?
– He uses a parking meteor.

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

When any planet is sad, they should speak out and get it out of their solar system.

What channel should you watch if you want to laugh?
– The comet-y channel.

Why do aliens not eat clowns?
– Because they taste funny.

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