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Algebra Jokes 📚📐📏 in 2025

A father noticed his son was sad coming home from school one day.
– “What’s wrong?” The father asked. “I really don’t like long division,”
– the son answered, “I always feel bad for the remainders.”

Why was the math book sad?
– It had a lot of problems.

Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x
– She’s not coming back. And don’t ask y.

What do you call more than one L?
– A parallel!

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3s and 5s?
– Because they can’t even.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

– They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
– The teacher told him not to use tables.

A mathematician sees three people go into a building.
– Later she sees four people leave.
– When she is asked how many people are in the building she replies, “Well, if one person enters the house it’ll be empty.”

After a sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he told the farmer “All 40 accounted for.”
– “But I only have 36 sheep,” the farmer replied.
– “I know,” said the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra?
– You’ve got an ex, and you’re trying to figure out why.

what did Freud say about an algebraic equation?
– What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother

What’s a swimmer’s favorite kind of math?
– Dive-ision!

What did the spelling book say to the math book?
– “I know I can count on you!”

What do baby parabolas drink?
– Quadratic formula.

What do you call a person who uses algebraic equations to calculate coffin sizes?
– A mathemortician.

Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?
– Because she sprained her angle.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
– A friend you can count on.

Why do plants hate math?
– It gives them square roots.

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